I found something worse than stance

"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR) 04/22/2014 at 16:40 • Filed to: LOLCARS

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I had NO idea this was a thing, until I saw it on another forum in a thread called "worst automotive trends". I think this is really a regional thing, primarily int he south.

Behold, CAROLINA SQUAT!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:41

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-Hit Speedbump-

MonkeePuzzle > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:42

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so much worth!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:42

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WolfmanJimCBW > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:42

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What the hell is that???

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:42

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I'm too hillbilly to recognize this as a thing. Must be those damn piedmonters.

Gatsby's Ghost > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:43

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Oh, that's the last fucking straw.

505Turbeaux > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:44

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ridiculous. Hope someone has figured out how to aim the damn headlights or someone is going to get knocked the fuck out

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:45

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When I first put the lift on my Cruiser I was only able to do the front end the first weekend. Drove around like this for a week before I could do the rear. I think I'd take this over stance purely because of the vehicle itself. I mean I guess it kinda looks like you have a load in the back?

jkm7680 > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:45

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Good God. That's stupid.

Exactly what is the point of doing that? I see no logical purpose, Nor do I see any other function. Besides of course, making it look like an old Lincoln with broken air suspension.

dinobot666 > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:45

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Fridgin and ramblin?

Can anybody else read that?

KnowsAboutCars > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:47

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I think this still takes the cake.

Diesel > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:48

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This truck is ratchet as shit.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > dinobot666 04/22/2014 at 16:50

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"Trickin' 'n' Treatin'"

ly2v8-Brian > dinobot666 04/22/2014 at 16:51

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Trickin n Truckin

ly2v8-Brian > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:52

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Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:54

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This is the "ruined-Matchbox-car-rear-suspension-look" after my stupid cousins played with my toys. :-(

And I hate it!

YSI-what can brown do for you > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:57

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So I guess they really liked the broken rear air suspension on 90s K cars.

BondoSpecial > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:57

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Number one, nice spelling in the title. Number 2, isn't this kind of like the west coast brodozers? (PS Brodozer is one of my favorite words. I always look for excuses to use it)

Goggles Pizzano > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 16:58

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Carolina Steamer

Pearson Hurst > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:00

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I hadn't seen this particular abomination until I spent last week in and around Atlanta. This is a valid argument for militarizing the Mason-Dixon line...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > dinobot666 04/22/2014 at 17:02

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Trickin 'n Treatin

zeontestpilot > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:08

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hahahahahahahahahaha, someone really hates their car

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:14

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Stupidru > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:17

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Subarus come from the factory like this, except we call it "saggy butt"

offroadkarter > Stupidru 04/22/2014 at 17:18

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jack the front up and you'll be Carolina Subin

BondoSpecial > BondoSpecial 04/22/2014 at 17:20

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Looks like my poor little 1/2 ton chevy when I put a couple thousand pounds of wood and roofing materials in it

Stupidru > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:20

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I might have to make this a thing, just for Jalopponauts to hate

RazoE > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:22

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co-woker's Tacoma's been like this for 7 years. He got a lift kit on the front.....and that's it.

Cebu > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:22

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I'm pretty sure he just forgot to install rear shocks that day.

dinobot666 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/22/2014 at 17:23

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Thanks :)

offroadkarter > RazoE 04/22/2014 at 17:27

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are you in or near one of the carolinas?

Dunnik > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 17:38

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Well, at least these owners will have to fend off endless people pointing out that their rear suspension is collapsed.

RotaryLover > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 04/22/2014 at 18:34

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CM PUNK!!!!!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 20:45

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Now I know where I've seen that!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 22:29

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It's kind of the reverse of that trend of taking a classic pickup and lowering only the front.

damonchoy > offroadkarter 04/22/2014 at 23:06

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It looks like they're dogs squatting down to pee...

RazoE > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 09:56

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No, Los Angeles.

offroadkarter > RazoE 04/23/2014 at 09:57

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california squat

RazoE > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 10:00

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A Cali Saggy.

Slow4o > Pearson Hurst 04/23/2014 at 15:49

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No, that's just Atlanta.

and 100 more > RazoE 04/23/2014 at 15:49

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Lemmie guess, he calls it a pre-runner, right?

and 100 more > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 15:51

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"Should I get a lift kit, or a lowering kit? I just can't decide!"

offroadkarter > and 100 more 04/23/2014 at 16:00

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fuck I was going to post that picture as a reply

and 100 more > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 16:00

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Great minds, bro... great minds.

user314 > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 16:12

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Jake, Yes, wearing khakis > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 16:12

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I guess my crown vic qualifies

offroadkarter > Jake, Yes, wearing khakis 04/23/2014 at 16:12

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LX base with no rear air ride?

Jake, Yes, wearing khakis > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 16:17

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Yea no air ride but the springs are just worn after 130k. Civilian model so the spring rate is a little on the softer side from the factory

RazoE > and 100 more 04/23/2014 at 16:36

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Yes.

and 100 more > RazoE 04/23/2014 at 16:39

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And how often does he take it offroad?

RazoE > and 100 more 04/23/2014 at 16:41

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Jumped the curb once to do a U turn, that I remember.

and 100 more > RazoE 04/23/2014 at 16:41

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Yup, that's what I figured. :)

BrianNutter > offroadkarter 04/23/2014 at 18:08

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This was a thing with cars in the early 60's too. Gassers with a high center of gravity hooked better at the strip. Then it was emulated by streetcar guys that dialed out their ignition advance on an otherwise stock car to give it a rough cammy idle. Didnt matter to them that they were slower. Kind of like a 4wd truck that doesnt offroad.

Harris Lue > offroadkarter 04/24/2014 at 00:13

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"OHH YEAH BO!

GOTS MAH TRUCK SQUATTED SO MUCH THE BED RUBBED THE TIRES RIGHT OFF THE BEAD!

THAT'S HOW ITS DUN ROUND HERE BO!"

-People in my Podunk NC Town

Buick Mackane > offroadkarter 04/25/2014 at 03:39

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This is what proper stance looks like:

Squid > offroadkarter 06/15/2015 at 20:11

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Totally just found a link to this today. . . But, this shit has been around forever in SoCal with the fiberglass fenders and the “prerunner” look. It is to feign that baja offroad racing trophy truck look. . .

Baeromez > offroadkarter 06/15/2015 at 22:51

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Those are extreme examples, but we’ve had this in Florida for years. It’s called ‘bulldogging.’

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > offroadkarter 06/16/2015 at 00:23

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > offroadkarter 06/16/2015 at 00:24

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Seems like anytime someone lifts a truck, the front comes out higher than the back.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > dinobot666 06/16/2015 at 00:28

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Dumb ‘n Dumber

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > jkm7680 06/16/2015 at 00:29

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It does not rise to the level of stupid.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KnowsAboutCars 06/16/2015 at 00:31

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Did those wheel covers come off a chariot from Ben Hur?

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > offroadkarter 06/16/2015 at 05:35

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I get why this is ridiculous, but stick some drag radials at the back and some frontrunners on the front and you’ve got a gasser truck:

RightFootDown > offroadkarter 06/16/2015 at 11:37

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Think of all those people rolling around in Navigators with failed rear air suspensions who are now going to be mistaken for squatters.